Laughing Collie has been temporarily replaced by Happy Fun Thesis-Collie.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Thesis-Collie.
Caution: Happy Fun Thesis-Collie may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
If Happy Fun Thesis-Collie begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Thesis-Collie, for she is cranky, and her eyes flash red lasers when annoyed.
Happy Fun Thesis-Collie: accept no substitute!
Ask for it by name at any disreputable store! :)
Gee, where can I get my own Happy Fun Thesis Collie?